INT. STEVEN UNWIN’S WORKSHOP – DAY
STEVEN UNWIN, a larger-than-life Aussie bloke with a permanent grin, is seen meticulously preparing his gear for his next adventure.
G’day mates! The name’s Steven Unwin, but you can call me Unwin, the Sewer Crocodile Wrestler.
Steven pats his gear bag, dust puffing out.
Today, we’re headin’ into the very belly of Fairfield. Heard rumours of a croc down there with a million teeth. Now that’s a dental bill I don’t fancy!
He winks at the camera before setting off.
EXT. FAIRFIELD STREETS – DAY
Steven arrives at a nondescript manhole cover. He lifts it with a grunt and starts descending.
Now Fairfield, she’s got some intricate plumbing, almost as intricate as the missus’ Sunday roast recipe. I reckon it’s perfect for these crocs, offering plenty of places to skulk about.
INT. FAIRFIELD SEWER – DAY
Navigating the sewer, Steven comes across a blocked drain.
Ah! A classic case of drain blockage, ain’t it? Folks usually call in plumbers for blocked drains near Fairfield to sort it out.
He gestures grandly at the obstruction.
But this might be our croc’s doing! Needing a drain unblocking in the Melbourne area is often a sign of a feisty fella, trying to claim territory.
He resumes his journey, grinning.
Alright, mates! Time to wrestle ourselves a toothy behemoth. Remember, crocs are just like us, looking for a home. They’ve got armour stronger than a tank, though. It sure makes for a good wrestle!