Kitchens Take Effort

But tonight on Lizard’s Lair, this guy purported to come up with something that just does NOT sound right: ‘Instant remodels’. Yeah, instant kitchen remodels are a thing now, or so we were led to believe. Spoiler alert: they’re not real. There was a big promo where they made it seem like the best idea …

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Merry Eco-Christmas

I’m seriously hoping we don’t have a repeat of last year’s…’eco-Christmas’. This was during the period in which Sandra was clearly losing her marbles, but we were all too afraid to say anything, so we just let it sit. Don’t let it sit, kids…don’t make our mistakes. Anyway, Sandra announced that our Christmas gift to …

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Making Auto Friends

If there’s one thing humans love, it’s cars. I knew that even before I started taking these classes, but I certainly didn’t know how to talk to them about it. Mostly I just hung around the office, smiling at times when I thought they said something positive, and then stopping because I’m convinced that one …

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Amazonian Office

There’s nothing like being in an office! Okay, I realise that’s kind of a weird thing to say, so let me back up. I’ve just spent the past year and a half living out of a backpack, moving through a variety of accommodations across the South and Central Americas. I’ve lived in tree houses on …

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Chat Room

Veronica just stuck her head over the partition again to tell me about her nephew’s latest exploits on the cricket pitch. How does she not realise that I have zero interest in that subject? I mean, I don’t mind hearing about that kind of thing from time to time, but she acts like I’m super …

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The Car Trip

I don’t really go on business trips…ever. Having kids will do that to your ability to travel, especially if they’re really young. But I’d heard there was this really great market up in Bendigo, and I just casually mentioned to my manager that I wished I could go sometime. She said that she can look …

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Home Office Hustle

What are your top three essential ingredients for a great workspace? I realise that ‘great workspace’ has a pretty buzzword-y feel to it, and you’d be forgiven if you were sitting there silently mocking me right now. I hope you’re not, though, because I am genuinely seeking help in this arena. I’m putting together a …

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Physio Magic

Ever since I broke my toe paddle-boarding last summer, I’ve been waiting for my foot to go back to normal. It’s not a massive issue – just enough of a niggling pain to keep me on my toes about it (or off them, as it were). Anyway, I finally went and saw a physio about …

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The Future of Offices IS Robotic!

I think we all know that the future of office design is robots. We at Android Office Solutions have calculated the average time an office worker spends on mundane tasks that- while necessary- are a drain on productivity. Our main goal at the moment is to integrate robots into office design and related spheres, so …

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